Thunderbird Atlatl

Photo by David H. Peterson of Cottage Grove, MN Global Warming has caused a thawing in Northern Canada, Alaska and Siberia, releasing from time to time mammoths like the one pictured here from the tundra. This mammoth, named “Big Red” by locals, has been seen wandering around Minnisota.A band of atlatlists has been tracking Big Red for two years trying desperately to get a shot at this dangerous menace. Recently, it was thought to have taken up residence in a Minnesotan pagoda, but upon closer inspection was found to be inhabited by a very large ball of twine.

Here, his worthiness Dana Klein, chief among chiefs, Evicessor to His Supreme Worthiness, Robbie Robinson, retired of the Secret Ear o’ Corn Ooga Booga Society enjoys an afternoon’s stroll upon the Sacred Element, with atlatl and dart in hand. What do you suppose he carries in his pocket? Could it be the sacred corn?